just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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