I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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