We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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