I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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