ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
