she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's just like the Real World with babies
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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