i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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