My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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