She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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