I hate all girls vehemently.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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