So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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