Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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