member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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