you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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