Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
they're like a gay fantastic four
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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