So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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