I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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