apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
oh god was she eating orange peels again
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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