he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
