dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Quick, to the slutcave!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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