you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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