Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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