so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I need to calm my uterus...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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