Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wish i was in the wii world.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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