i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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