He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
tell me about the fingering
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