hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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