Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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