At least make sure they are 18
Why
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
