You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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