Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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