Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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