so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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