Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
wrigley field is MILF paradise
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.