I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.