Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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