If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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