Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
