She went from zero to smokin in five shots
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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