Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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