just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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