VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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