Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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