Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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