Dual....:-)
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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