My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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