Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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