I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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