Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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