I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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