I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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