He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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