I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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