the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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