Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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