Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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