Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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