i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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