How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
