Ambien. No doubt about it.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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